I am certainly not the only one who has had many a frustrating experience with easyJet, whether it be their totally absent customer service, their inexplicable fee system (i.e. "Carrying a pencil in your pocket? That will be 50 quid please!"), their blinding orange uniforms ("Mommy, my eyes!!!"), or the fact that the sound of the engine on all the planes makes you think you're a complete gonner.

Anytime I have heard anyone discuss easyJet, it is with a loud groan and a roll of the eyes, and usually along with the phrase : "They [insert explitive here] suck!"

Yes, indeed they do suck. But why do we still fly them? Perhaps it is because people feel as though there are no other cheap alternatives. But I ask you: Is easyJet really that inexpensive? Yes, you can occasionally pay 1p for a one way ticket, but with all the added fees and taxes (and factoring in risk to life), you'll end up paying over £50 one way to take a bag with you and sit next to a friend. Furthermore, there are loads of other excellent inexpensive flying options including the below:
British AirwaysRyan Air (okay its not that much better)ClickairSpanairBMI and
bmi babyPegasus (which just started direct flights from London to Bodrum this May, yay!)MonarchWizzair (my personal favourite)Thomson and
Sky Europe AirlinesAlso, a great way to find cheap flights (although annoying easyJet flights also come up) is at
Skyscanner.
I recently tested out the customer service department of easyJet. It was impossible to actually locate a contact email address or phone number for easyJet. They want you to submit your "question" (i.e. complaint) through the most tedious web-based system in the world. After almost slitting my wrists trying to locate the correct link, I submitted the following email:
Dear sirs,
I am writing to relay to you my huge disappointment with a recent experience with your airline.
My partner and I booked a flight from Geneva to London Gatwick on 20 January 2009. My booking reference was EF1VWXH.
We arrived at Geneva airport 50 minutes prior to departure due to a blizzard experienced in the Saas Valley. When we arrived to the check-in desks at Geneva airport, the service agent was extraordinarily rude and refused to help us. We mentioned that we only had 10 minutes to check-in and may not have all the necessary information readily available so would she please help us. She refused unequivocally. We asked her name and she refused to give that to us. Our flight was up on the check-in board at that time. Having refused to help us at all, she then directed us to some check-in computers at the other end of the airport, but mis-directed us, whether intentionally or unintentionally. By the time we found the computers, the flight had just been removed from the check-in as it was exactly 40 minutes prior to departure. We then went back to the check-in desk and the same woman again refused to help us. She would not even inquire with the gate as to whether we may still check-in (we later found out this flight's departure was delayed). She told us that we must purchase new tickets and sent us to the sales desk. While the sales assistant was more polite, he said that his hands were tied and we had to purchase two new tickets for 80 Swiss Francs each (160 Swiss Francs total), on a flight at 3:20pm from Geneva to London Stansted (which flight then turned out to be massively delayed) on flight number 3374 on 20 January.
I would like a full refund of the 160 CH spent on the new flights. I am happy to send you my receipt for such payment which I have. I also believe that customer service agents should wear name badges and be required to at least give their first names so that customer service given below an unacceptable level is reported and dealt with.
We have not flown Easyjet since and refuse to do so unless this is dealt with.
Please have the courtesy to respond to this email and to let me know whether anything may be done to remedy this horrible experience with your airline.
With sincere regards,
Sarah Mathis
To which the following unsatisfactory response was received:
Dear Miss Mathis,
Thank you for contacting us.
I was really sorry to learn that you missed your flight and I can understand the inconvenience this must have caused you.
Our policy about checking in for your flight is included in our Carriers Regulations which we ask you to read before confirming your booking. We also ask you to confirm that you have read, understood and accepted our Carriers Regulations by ticking a box. Without doing this, you would not be able to complete your booking.
Unfortunately, I am unable to refund the cost of your seat. However, my best advice would be to contact your travel insurers about making a claim. The Customer Experience Team will be more than happy to help with any information required to assist with your claim.
I have included a link to this information below:
http://www.easyjet.com/EN/Book/regulations.html#checkin
Thank you for taking the time to contact us, if you need any further assistance please do not hesitate to contact us again.
Yours sincerely
Joanna Karpinska
Customer Experience Champion
I think the most disturbing element of the easyJet email response, aside from the fact that this must clearly be their bog-standard email they send to anyone and everyone who dares to submit a "question" to them is that the lady who wrote the response has the gall to call herself a "
Customer Experience Champion"! HA, what a joke!
Anyways, I beg of you- do not fly this airline as you will surely be disappointed. Let's make this evil empire go out of business as it deserves to...